Read D. Spam

The best part about the spam that I get at work is the name that show up in the from field. Today alone, I have received e-mails from Relegated A. Murderer, Probing C. Timekeepers, and Deadpans E. Throughput. So the formula for spammer names is Verb-Initial-Noun; which makes me very suspicious of this e-mail I got from Bill H. Gates