Things I think I think

1. The older I get, the more I use the phrase "The older I get..." The older I get, the more that bothers me.
2. I think the airhorn is a very underused musical instrument, except at high school graduations.
3. I propose that before anyone be allowed to display pictures of their children as their Windows desktop at work, the pictures must be approved by a committee that determines whether or not your child is cute. If your kid isn't cute, keep a 3x5 in your desk drawer, Chester.
4. Punctuation means everything. There is a difference between being Jewish and being Jew-ish.