Let's get Hammered

Deposed House Minority Leader Tom “The Hammer” DeLay (R-TX) was indicted on 1 count of Conspiracy by a Texas grand jury. The charge carries a maximum penalty of 2 years in prison. Since they are charges brought by the state, DeLay should spend that time in a state prison. The thought of which makes me so warm and fuzzy that I offer two punchlines:

1. There will be one person in his cell with the nickname “The Hammer,” but it won’t be DeLay.


2. In honor of the mountain of evidence against him, he is changing his name to the more appropriate, Tom DeScrewed.

[ed note: I realize I gave two punchlines and they both involved anal rape. I’ll make it up to you later, I swear.]