Phhttttt.... more like FEBL

I’ve gotten to the point at work now where the only time I get work is when there is a 3 day project that needs to be done in a day and a half. I think this is because I can only be productive when I am working in crisis mode. Unfortunately, this ability will render me grossly unqualified when I apply to become FEMA director.

Yeah… you like how timely that joke was? Hang on… I’m digging up some doozies about a stained blue dress.