Bonjourrrrrrrr.... You cheese eating surrender monkeys

I'm sick and tired of women wearing black berets slightly askew. I've yet to see one that can pull it off. Are you trying to be French or ghetto? Frankly, it ends up being neither and you just look like a member of the Parisian proletariot who is about to whack me with a baggette. I propose that there are only two classes of people who are allowed to wear berets in America.

1. Special Forces - God bless you and your bravery. You can wear whatever the hell you want.
2. Rerun - As long as you dance every time you enter or exit a room.