You want me to do what??????

This weekend, I am a guest performer in the holiday show for Rhythm In Shoes, a rather famous dance troupe based in Dayton filled with jaw-droppingly talented people. Sure, I can't sing, I can't dance, and I sure as hell can't do both at the same time, but it'll be fun. Plus I got to hang out with hot dancers who are about my age. At least this time I won't be shoving $1 bills in their g-strings... at least not until the after party *crosses fingers*.