From comedy comes tragedy

Joey, the owner of the theater company, dropped the bomb that he and his wife are moving to Michigan. Unless we can find someone else to come in and run the theater, my comedy career may be over in April. Without being able to say "I'm a professional comedian," how am I ever supposed to get girls? That, my friend, is the true tragedy. I mean I am a true player. I don’t mean to brag, but I have slept with a different girl every year for the last um… ok, this year doesn’t count because it’s not over yet, so um… year. Where do I get my “playa” card?

**This joke is dedicated to Lil’ Red.