V-Day musings

It just dawned on me that Valentine's Day is on Hump Day. Coincidence?

Valentine's Day special downstairs had, by my estimation, 84 grams of fat in it. They need to realize there is a difference between giving someone your heart and giving someone a coronary.

There have been no cupid sightings today. Experts are blaming the lack of diaper-wearing, love-obsessed, assaults on the incarceration of Lisa Nowak.

Al Franken announced today that he is running for the Minnesota Senate seat formerly held by the great Paul Wellstone. Franken decided to run when he realized that he was good enough, and he was smart enough...