War on Jesus's Birthday

I'm sick and tired of hearing about this War on Christmas. So the store you bought your Christmas presents at has a banner that says "Happy Holidays." Big Deal. What about us jews that constantly have to buy or Hannukah presents under "Merry Christmas" banners? Our presents have identity crises. Since stores don't want to lose the valuable Hannukah business, so they would have to make a banner that says "Happy Hannukah," too. Then they would put up a "Happy Kwanzaa" banner. Let's not forget that New Year's Day is a holiday, too. That makes 4 banners that would have to be printed. So lets call a spade a spade and recognize the real victims. By printing banners that say "Happy Holidays," companies are consolidated all of their holiday good wishes into one message and cutting their printing costs by 75%. This isn't a war on Christmas. It's a war on Kinko's!