Needle-nosed pliars, 16-pound frozen turkey breast, and a box of condoms?

I'm passing along this Mental Floss link because I frequently have this thought and was 90% sure I was the only one. Since my readers (both of you... and one of you is a spambot) have similarly neurotic tendencies, you probably do this, too. What is your weirdest combination?

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/10728