Heckuva job, Gonzo!

This morning, the White House announced the resignation of attorney general Alberto Gonzales. When reached for comment on his resignation, Gonzales claimed that he "did not recall." Gonzales reportedly is not resigning because of the criticism coming from Congress and the media, but so that he can spend more time with Karl Rove's family. 41 members of Gonzales's own family were fired last November for "not being loyal Bushies."