More things I'm banning
This list of recently banned verbal disgraces doesn't apply just to the internet. I reserve the right to beat you if you use these in my presence.
1. What happens in _________, stays in _________. This is the new "The first Rule of ________ is 'Don't talk about ________'" The Fight Club thing may be funny again in 3-5 years, once people forget about it. That means that the Vegas slogan will be funny in 2018.
2. Superlatives. I don't care what you think; that is probably not the funniest video ever. That is not the best headline ever. You are not the smartest person ever. Deal with it. (ed. note: I know I'm guilty of this. I'm working on it).
3. Pathetic Punchline: Priceless. Just because someone lists the price of two objects doesn't give you the right to finish the next sentence with ": Priceless." If you are so hard up for a punchline, you are trying too hard. Give this a break. Is it 2002 already?
1. What happens in _________, stays in _________. This is the new "The first Rule of ________ is 'Don't talk about ________'" The Fight Club thing may be funny again in 3-5 years, once people forget about it. That means that the Vegas slogan will be funny in 2018.
2. Superlatives. I don't care what you think; that is probably not the funniest video ever. That is not the best headline ever. You are not the smartest person ever. Deal with it. (ed. note: I know I'm guilty of this. I'm working on it).
3. Pathetic Punchline: Priceless. Just because someone lists the price of two objects doesn't give you the right to finish the next sentence with ": Priceless." If you are so hard up for a punchline, you are trying too hard. Give this a break. Is it 2002 already?
posted by Untiedshu @ 6:24 PM
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