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I'm surprised that no liberal candy company (that I know of) has come out with a candy called "Mmmmm... Peach Mints."

My attention span has become so short that I often don't finish writing something on my to-do list before I

I'm not saying my apartment was hot this morning, but I broke a sweat getting ice from the freezer.

The next person who tries to start an elevator conversation with me about the weather will get stabbed with my fist. Yes, it's hot out. Now lets enjoy these next 14 floors in uncomfortable silence.