Shake 'em on down

This weekend's 'This is why we are best friends' moment is brought to you by Shawn and Brieanna's most excellent wedding.

Setting: Withak's hotel room. Kris is in the bathroom when his lovely wife notices that I was choosing my tie from the three I brought.
Brie: Why did you bring three ties?
Me: That way, if I strike out with the hottest bridesmaid, I can change my tie and pretend to be someone else. I'm a master of disguise.

Kris comes out of the bathroom and tries to choose a tie from the two that he brought.

Brie: You brought two ties?
Kris: Yes
Brie: At least you didn't bring three like Shuller.
Kris: Well, Shuller needs them so that if he strikes out with the hottest bridesmaid, he can change his tie and pretend to be someone else. He's a master of disguise.

Well played, Mr. Withak.