It's The Fly!

I was driving to work this morning and was behind a car whose license plate was “4 KAFKA.” I was left wondering, “Shit… I wonder what that car turns into.”

Suck it, Newton

Shuller’s Third Law: If you complain to me about how you “just can’t seem to lose weight” while holding a plate containing more than two slices of Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust pizza, I get to punch you in the throat. And eat your pizza.

I think I've made posts like this before

Deja Boo:  The sensation you have been trick or treating at this house
Deja Dü: The sensation you are ripping off a 1980s punk rock icon
Deja Moo: The sensation you can’t believe you at the whole thing… again.
Deja Goo: The Sensation you have prematurely ejaculated before.
Deja Foo: The sensation you have already played more than one character in each of your music videos
Deja Poo: see also Deja Loo
Deja MU: The sensation that you have already seen 8,000 other women wearing the exact same pants.
Deja Wu: The sensation that you are just being an old dirty bastard , yet again.
Deja Rue: The sensation that this whole experience was one big mistake