Putting my... oh never mind

How can you say you “put your best foot forward?” I don’t know about you, but I only have two feet. Technically, I always try to put my better foot forward.

To me, it's just "Friday"

Sr. Analyst: Why are you still here? It’s gorgeous outside and it’s Good Friday. Go! Leave!
Me: But I’m Jewish….
Sr. Analyst: Well then you go back to your office and think about what you’ve done. Don’t come out until you are ready to apologize for killing my lord.