Needle-nosed pliars, 16-pound frozen turkey breast, and a box of condoms?

I'm passing along this Mental Floss link because I frequently have this thought and was 90% sure I was the only one. Since my readers (both of you... and one of you is a spambot) have similarly neurotic tendencies, you probably do this, too. What is your weirdest combination?

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/10728

It's a Miracle... Worker

Someone dropped by my office to share "Today's Motivational Quote of the Day." She started the sentence with the words, "As Hellen Keller once said..."

Call me cynical, but I'm pretty sure those words never came out of her mouth.