If any of my neighbors were this chivalrous, I'd never be able to look any of them in the eye. I really have to admire the valiant prince's choice of weapon, though. I guess he couldn't find his snake or a giant salami.

V-Day musings

It just dawned on me that Valentine's Day is on Hump Day. Coincidence?

Valentine's Day special downstairs had, by my estimation, 84 grams of fat in it. They need to realize there is a difference between giving someone your heart and giving someone a coronary.

There have been no cupid sightings today. Experts are blaming the lack of diaper-wearing, love-obsessed, assaults on the incarceration of Lisa Nowak.

Al Franken announced today that he is running for the Minnesota Senate seat formerly held by the great Paul Wellstone. Franken decided to run when he realized that he was good enough, and he was smart enough...

Someone call Randy Neumann. We need a song!

Harvard University is set to name Drew Gilpin Faust as it's first female president. I'm sure she's more than qualified, but she must have made a deal with the devil to get that job.

Reward: Schrodinger's Cat - Wanted Dead and Alive.

I can think of few things more tragic than a hot girl who laughs like Arnold Horseshack.

Nothing to do with Ric Ocasek

According to Kris, Comedy Central showed Groundhog's Day all day today. He didn't realize this until he turned the TV off for a while, and came back to find the movie closer to the beginning that when he started.

The band "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah" recently released their sophomore album entitled, Some Loud Thunder. Apparently, the band didn't like my recommendation, Sounds I Wouldn't Want to Hear My Car Make.

Ahhh, Boston... What can I say about you that won't shut down the city and get me arrested?

Today, Secretary Gates tried to allay fears that we will soon be starting a new war by declaring that the Pentagon currently has no plans to attack Iran. This doesn't comfort me at all. When we attacked Iraq, we didn't have plans either.

According to Kris, Comedy Central showed Groundhog's Day all day today. He didn't realize this until he turned the TV off for a while, and came back to find the movie closer to the beginning that when he started.