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Monday, June 09, 2008

Morroccan Monkey Hit and Run

First, Congolese penis theft. Now, Tanzanian Albino Body Snatching? It would appear that African crime sprees are now being determined by the following pattern: (Adjectival African Country) (Funny Word) (Crime). I predict next week, we will see Kenyan Pants Tax Evasion.