Hey! Look at that guy!

I think people who are elitists are just plain better than everyone else.

The can cannot be aerodynamic

During my commute this morning, I passed the Red Bull car doing 55 on I-71. To review the things that Red Bull gives you: Wings? Yes. A V-6? No.

This ought to save you some time...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a voyage long,
Of pilgrims headed 'cross the land,
Nine and twenty strong.

The Knight was a most distinguished man,
The Skipper brave and sure,
The Doctor had a love for gold,
The Franklin was a whore.
The Franklin was a whore.

The travellers, they found an inn,
The Tabard was its name;
If not for the segues of the Host,
The story would be lame.
The story would be lame.

The pilgrims set out on their course,
St. Christopher they sought;
With the Wife of Bath,
The Miller too,
The Summoner,
And the Reeve,
The Pardoner, and the rest,
To Canterbury they go!

    

More importantly, who drank only half of what is in the glass?

I don’t know why I should even bother being pessimistic about anything. It probably wouldn’t work.