Like Michigan and Florida, they won't be seated either

In an effort to counteract the Obama campaign's announcement that they have garnered the support of 8 superdelegates from various states today, the Clinton campaign has announced that they have received the support of all delegates from the state of Denial.

No Pain, No Pain

For those of you wondering what my goals are for the Flying Pig Marathon this weekend, I'll keep it simple. My goal is to be awake and outside by the time the leaders pass my apartment. I'm not running. In the eight months since I last ran a marathon, I have come to the conclusion that not running a marathon hurts a lot less than running a marathon. Regardless, if you are running tomorrow morning, I'll be out there cheering you on.