FSM help us

I’m an atheist. Thank God.

I started laughing halfway through writing this even though it wasn't that funny

Damn you, Horatio Sans! Now I can’t look at my jar of Carmex and see that it contains Cocoa Butter without singing like Aaron Neville.

Steal this post!

Last night I was downloading the new version of Quicken to see if there was enough of a difference to warrant an upgrade. While it was downloading, I realized how strange it felt to steal personal finance software.

Byrned at the stake

I think all an indie band has to do is record a song and it will inevitably be compared to the Talking Heads.

What you got?

A lot of people make fun of me for being a Democrat and saying that Democrats don’t stand for anything. This is totally untrue! We DO stand for anything!

I'm surprised they CAN read.

The things that I think of pale in comparison to the intentions and actions of the stupid. According to the Banned Books Week 2001 Resource Guide, the Plymouth-Canton school district in Canton, MI tried to ban Zen Buddhism: Selected Writings” by D.T. Suzuki (ed. Note: A Great book, by the way) because "this book details the teachings of the religion of Buddhism in such a way that the reader could very likely embrace its teachings and choose this as his religion." I don’t know about you, but I think the LAST thing this world needs is a bunch of introspective pacifists running around. That would be horrible.

Why is this string around my finger?

Today, March 6, is the anniversary of the end of the Battle of the Alamo. Unfortunately, I had forgotten…

It's good to be the King

I wish I lived in King of Prussia, PA because I want to reside in a town with monarchal nomenclature.

**This joke is dedicated to Mitch Hedberg who, given more time in this world, would have written that joke… and then decided that it wasn’t funny enough. He was Mitch Hedberg. He had a reputation to maintain.      

God help us all

I finally figured out how to prove that god doesn't exist. The answer came to me through divine intervention.